Nobody liked Jacques, because it was ugly, the flowers did not mind Jacques, because they could not see how ugly Jacques was, so Jacques and the flowers used to spend their days together, and became friends, until Jacques ate them, then it was alone and died. Advertisements
The creature of light, that we had grown in the Orphitecktion Labs, nurtured by the bright light of hydrogen fusion, is maturing. We rescently implanted cyber enhancements on it to monitor the creature’s vitals.
While going through some older projects, we found these precious arms of a more elegant time, and ran them through the picture visualizing apparatus
Orphitecktion Labs newest invention, the Fluid Stabilizing Unit, was due to be tested this week, but in light of the incident surrounding the dissappearance of Janet from accounting, the Helios-9F scientific research department denied our request for human test subjects this time.
After visiting all the nice places of the galaxy, during the descent back onto earth, Rocket Rat realized it had made a grave mistake, when it told it’s wife this morning that a real rat wouldnt need a parachute.