Orphitecktion Fashion Advise:
Get rid of that filthy hair that only got drenched in monster salive until now.
Saliva and other slime simply drools down a bald head instead of sticking to hair.
Reduce the danger of suffocating at night because you swallowed your long hair.
Why would you have hair when you can wear a stylish tentacle monster instead!
Shave today and improve your life by nearly 90%.