Every year they rise again from the distant, now abolished, vigilante past. Formed to fight bandits and highwaymen, neighbouring towns and the french, who after bringing peace and order to the german lands also brought an end to the arbitrary justice the paramilitary militias brought. Not without a struggle to properly oppress the barbaric natives who again and again terrorized the rulers of europe with their military parades, which often resulted in drunken brawls and flowers being thrown at government troops. Military experts say that this, and not the disaster at Waterloo, brought an end to french imperialism. This year, the sun even shines, but we hope our brave militia wont give in and march on even tho the weather seems strange.