The Common Unicorn

The common Unicorn (equus monoceros vulgaris), aswell as their divine relatives (equus monoceros sancti) were long thought extinct but have in fact developed a rare genetic trait that gives them invisibility, aswell as a magenta coloured fur, often with turquoise dots scattered about. It is said they were responsible for creating our planet, time and space and live to a very old age, the exact length of a unicorn life is not known as no dead specimen has ever been found.

Few sects worship these gentle creatures as the gods they are and were given secrets unknown to infidels, one of these secrets being the ability to experience divinity for a period of time after licking a unicorn’s arsehole. A glans inside their rectum oozes a liquid not very different in chemical structure to Dihydroxyphenethylamin and worshippers who took part in the ritual surrounding this rare honour spoke of an enlightening experience.

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