The Waves

Wake up, go to the shore, look for a swell in the surface that indicates an exponential growth in height, leading to euphoria if experienced in person, for to tumble, whirl, float or fly, sometimes surf, usually into each other, sometimes to get eaten by the sea gods, and sharks. Often you will find willing ladies in bikinis amongst the sand, salt, water and algae, they might have some of those in their butt-crack but dont let that scare you, algae are natural. Plastic bags are slowly gaining rank in the statistics for butt-crack finds however and one should be warned that ladies with plastic bags stuck to their ass after taking a dip should be avoided. They might contain dangerous jelly fish and poisonous snakes.edDSC00464

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