–Rex Ironballs and Ivan Vladimirovich do not condone the use of drugs,
their opinion is that peasants should only be drugged as a last resort and rather get properly brainwashed–
–no cats were harmed in the interview–
OT: What are your goals, what is your aspiration in life guys?
RI: WORLD DOMINATION!!
OT: Wow, thats something, when did you first realize that this is what you wanted to do?
IV: Well, it all started a long time ago, say, do you know Bravestar? He sucks!
RI: fucking Bravestar is fucking uncool dude, but for me the revelation came when this bitch i banged told me id be god, well i think she was spot on fucking right.
IV: She was as fucking fat as a fucking whale mate.
RI throws his rum bottle at IV who dodges it
OT: whohh relax guys, relax, may i ask another question?
RI: what kinda fucking reporter are you? the fucking moron kind? dont fucking ask wether you may please fucking ask just fucking ask for fucks sake!
OT: Do you guys like cats?
IV: Fuck yaaa man! cats are cool! animals are cool! i love animals, i love cuddling them!
RI: Oh shut the fuck up ey, i thought it was decided we will prohibit fucking pets and all those fucking furry animals will all be turned into bacon when we take over!!!
IV: decided? you say that! i love cats you asshole cruel hearted bastard!
RI: WORLD DOMINATION!!!
a fistfight broke out, the Orphitecktion production team was able to escape unharmed during the ensuing chaos